Bear's Ass 

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.

How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.

Bear's Ass by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass 

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

Bears Ass and Cabbage

A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.

John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"

Bears Ass and Cabbage by Tim Godsil October 11, 2007

sassy bear 

A sassy bear is a wild crazy creature mainly located in the eastern part of the US. A sassy bear is a very hungry obese white creature that does not like to be told what to do. If you ever come across a sassy bear beware. They are unlike anything you have ever crossed. 🐻

Oh shit! I think that is a sassy bear !

sassy bear by Lisielu April 7, 2017