beany cheese

an insult where chavs do not understand a word you say but still think that they are better than you i.e starting on you, kickin bread at you, farting ect ect. or a random thing that can make a select few cry with laughter in the right place and the right time. it can also infuriate and aggrivate almost everyone else who doesnt find it funny. chavs are gay. they have sweaty bum fun listenin to usher and r n b crap. chavs have no nobs. chavvettes have nobs. they are gay.

chav: *oi prick u wana get smacked up*
you * BEAN!*

beany beany cheese!
*you getting slapped*

by benibobs May 13, 2005

Beany Cheese

When you add too much cheese to your beans you will almost be able to turn them upside
down without them falling to the floor.
At this point there is more cheese than beans and so your Cheesy Beans have become Beany Cheese.

Although Beany Cheese is rarely intentional, it is often desirable.

"I told you to make Cheesy Beans not Beany Cheese!"
"I'm sorry Master!"
"Shut up and give me a slice."

by MrGreenMonkey October 10, 2008

Bean Cheese

The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.

After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.

by Gringo Charlie September 9, 2010

Bean-Cheese

Bean-Cheese is something to say when you don't know what to say in a uncomfortable situation.

EX
Girl: Hey Matthew your penis is really big wow omg Jeez
Matthew: *Knowing its 2 1/2 Inches* Bean-cheese

by ToastedGooch February 5, 2020

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.

EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

by Cele696969 October 31, 2011

bean and cheese

a magical combination of two entities that coalesce into one exquisite taco.

tortilla + refried beans + cheese = awesomesauce.

hey i'm going to taco cabana. what do you want?

get me some bean and cheese tacos man. that'll hit the spot.

by ninjaphysics August 9, 2008

Bean and Cheese Burrito

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.

"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007