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Bean Cheese

The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.
After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.
Bean Cheese by Gringo Charlie September 9, 2010

beardcheese 

The nasty particles, to include, but not limited to, dead skin, food, etc., which work their way out of someone's beard.
Vernon is constantly stroking his beard and now his desk and keyboard are covered with "beardcheese".
beardcheese by Jessie 92 January 20, 2014

bellcheese 

The build up of a yellow fungus around the head of a todger. It is secreted by glands beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
My Bellcheese is like rubber
bellcheese by El Thommo August 2, 2003

Beefcheese 

motled skin effect creating hardening and thickening of skin, also affecting mental capacity creating delusions of grandeur and fictional sexual relationships. halucinations are common for example puppets talking, and the necessity to carry two shop manequins on your shoulders walk a man stylee, is very compelling
give me a beefcheese hand owww
Beefcheese by bing cow April 13, 2006

bellcheese 

A common insult for someone, implying the victim(s) have fungal irregularities on their nether regions.
Steely, you are a bellcheese!
bellcheese by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

bandcheese 

The greenish scum that builds up in a musical instrument through use.
"Jeff you've got so much bandcheese coming out your horn!"