bean snap 

a quick and functional hand job, usually intended to provide a prompt ejaculation for the purpose of stress relief as opposed to meaningful sexual gratification.

Damn, that was the hottest girl I have ever seen. Miriam, come over here and give me a bean snap, and I'll rub your shoulders for you.

bean snap by Ned Buddy July 13, 2006

bean snapping 

The art of positioning one's penis into a vagina repeatedly, in an in-and-out motion, until the beans explode from the pod. The explosion of the beans is the snapping.

"I can't come over right now. I'm getting my bean snapped! I'm basically doing some bean snapping."

bean snapping by Craig the shovel January 8, 2006

beansnap 

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions

1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!

beansnap by Fraser March 18, 2008

Beansnapper

A person or thing, usually a female, that does harm to your erection like physical contact, or something sexually awkward which makes you go flaccid.

"So we were at the strip-club yesterday, and this ugly chick got on stage. What a beansnapper."

"That fucking beansnapper kicked me in the balls."

Beansnapper by i821u812 February 27, 2009