bean dog

a fat chihuahua.

dude, thats the fattest bean dog Ive ever seen!

by geekzekiel July 08, 2009

bean dog

any form of sexual activity.

yo bitch gimmie a bean dogg

damnn i fucking bean dogged the hell outta that slut last night

hey gimmie a bean dog

bean dog me baby

by fahkkkk February 14, 2009

Bean dog

A Person of Hispanic descent that pretends to be black.

AYO DIS YO BOI CRISTÓBAL, WUT IT DU?

Dude, you're a bean dog.

by dontcallmesteve March 18, 2009

Bean dog

Getting your dick sucked / getting head /
Oral Sex / Felatio.

Yo Hunny hook a brother up with s Bean dog !

by R-jay March 07, 2009

Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans

I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.

by ZayTheFunnyMan July 04, 2022

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking

"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"

by TheDrewBlue July 08, 2020