A piece of hair that partially covers a guy's pee hole, causing urine to go in two different directions.
Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?

Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.
by pot top November 2, 2012
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