Beach king 

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

Beach king by popnart May 19, 2017

King Bach 

The funniest black man since Richard Pryor. He makes vines, and is one of the leading producers. His most famous ones include But that backflip tho, freestyle fail, I smack the man out of you bitch, and yo ma lemme get yo number. He has hilarious vines, and there is no one funnier than him. He is a legend.

I spent an hour watching King Bach's vines last night. Time well spent.

King Bach by 88888888888888888 November 5, 2013

palm beaching 

wearing shoes without socks…

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's

palm beaching by 561Gansta January 26, 2014

Beaching it 

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing

Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix

Beaching it by C "Babyface" T September 8, 2011

Beaching

Going to the beach, but instead of saying "I'm going to the beach", you say this instead.

Jenny: "What are you doing tomorrow ?"
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"

Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."

Beaching by OBEYSALE May 21, 2009

beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.

Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.

beaching by mishmell February 26, 2013

Beaching a turd 

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

Beaching a turd by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008