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Be Real
Being real with yourself and to all reality.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3
Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
Exxx 4:
Angela: IF you build this doghouse for me ill buy you Katz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dillon and Josh: Bitch, Be REAL! You ain't worth it cunt ho bitch slut....but its free food so, FUCK IT!!!!
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3
Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
Exxx 4:
Angela: IF you build this doghouse for me ill buy you Katz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dillon and Josh: Bitch, Be REAL! You ain't worth it cunt ho bitch slut....but its free food so, FUCK IT!!!!
Be Real by ONLYLIVETWICE December 16, 2008
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Be Real
Being real with yourself and to all reality.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3
Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3
Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
Be Real by Be Real Bitch December 16, 2008
Be Real
Being real with yourself and to all reality.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
-------------------
Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
------------------
Exxx.3
Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
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Exxx.4
Angela: Hey, build me this doghouse and I'll take you to Katz's.
Dillon & Josh: Be real biotch, if you were only so lucky...........pwnd.
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3
Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
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Exxx.4
Angela: Hey, build me this doghouse and I'll take you to Katz's.
Dillon & Josh: Be real biotch, if you were only so lucky...........pwnd.
Be Real by Rality King December 16, 2008
Be real with your life
A term used to bring someone back to reality when they are being unrealistic about thier status or accomplishments...
Yo, I just got three girls numbers at the club last night... I'm like Tiger Woods. I could pull Beyonce. C'mon man, be real with your life!
Be real with your life by phrasee January 5, 2010
let's be real
A phrase said to others meaning to be honest or truthful about a situation. Especially when they're trying to take credit for something you did, etc.
Or
A phrase meaning to look at things realistically.
Or
A phrase meaning to look at things realistically.
"Danny, let's be real. That was my idea."
Or
"Let's be real. You're not going to turn into a dinosaur."
Or
"Let's be real. You're not going to turn into a dinosaur."
let's be real by DrQuacksaLot June 25, 2014
just be real
just be real by Mysta Prepp August 20, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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