When someone is so fucked in the head that they have minced beef meat inserted in their arsehole while shitting it out into a sizzling pan before serving it to a customer.
Rory: Ah man, I just got fired from Burger Palace
Victoria: Really? Why?
Rory: I got caught serving a batty patty to an annoying customer
Victoria: *Sigh* Not again....
Liam: Ah that's turned me on, I would have loved that for lunch
Victoria: Really? Why?
Rory: I got caught serving a batty patty to an annoying customer
Victoria: *Sigh* Not again....
Liam: Ah that's turned me on, I would have loved that for lunch
by guddleate44 November 8, 2019
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Zachary- "I just met my friend batty patty in the park"
Genta- "Mmm mm mmmm. Wow! Did you see that derriere bounce?"
Genta- "Mmm mm mmmm. Wow! Did you see that derriere bounce?"
by genbean_0 October 3, 2022
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An insanely awesome rocking fun party filled with bad biotches and only people who are exclusively bitty.
A rocking fun party filled with bad biotches and only people who are exclusively bitty.
Ex. Boy: hey what was all the rage about
Other Boy: she’s having a Bad Bitty Party
Boy: oh man no way I so want to be bitty enough to go
Ex. Boy: hey what was all the rage about
Other Boy: she’s having a Bad Bitty Party
Boy: oh man no way I so want to be bitty enough to go
by Darciedeviquic34 May 18, 2018
Get the Bad Bitty Party mug.A BattyMatty is a curious creature, mostly land dwelling, but known to be attracted towards bright disco lights, where he will 'Shake Wiggle Wiggle' until forced to leave.
There is only one identified species of BattyMatty, and to date, no females have been identified. They are presumed to be shy.
BattyMatty's often appear to possess Cherub like qualities, which act as a sort of camouflage to lure unsuspecting females to the seedy BattyMatty way of life. From time to time, BattyMatty's will persuade a female to dress like a schoolgirl, and rumour has it, the schoolgirl is often 'naughty'.
Despite their outgoing nature when music is playing and lights are flickering, in daylight, BattyMatty's prefer to remain withdrawn, often seeking refuge behind a PC monitor where humans cannot see them from their allocated seating positions, and instead are forced resort to speculating about their movements. There have been unsubstantiated claims that between the hours of 12-2pm they like to eat a rabbit food like mixture of lettuce and such like, occasionally sprinkling in broken Wheeties to create a cruton like effect.
While this 'cruton-creation' may at first appear a stroke of genius, this is not a claim often aimed at the BattyMatty's, who often send incoherent emails, and are incapable of providing details when completing an 'Accident Report Phase 2 - Follow Up' Document. They are also unable to spell. At all.
Despite these shortcomings, the BattyMatty's merily trot through life, with a spring in their step, and newly toned biceps, due to a pleasant outlook on life which leaves them safe in the knowledge that their existence is beneficial to the office eco-system in which they habitually reside.
BattyMatty's - We salute you.
There is only one identified species of BattyMatty, and to date, no females have been identified. They are presumed to be shy.
BattyMatty's often appear to possess Cherub like qualities, which act as a sort of camouflage to lure unsuspecting females to the seedy BattyMatty way of life. From time to time, BattyMatty's will persuade a female to dress like a schoolgirl, and rumour has it, the schoolgirl is often 'naughty'.
Despite their outgoing nature when music is playing and lights are flickering, in daylight, BattyMatty's prefer to remain withdrawn, often seeking refuge behind a PC monitor where humans cannot see them from their allocated seating positions, and instead are forced resort to speculating about their movements. There have been unsubstantiated claims that between the hours of 12-2pm they like to eat a rabbit food like mixture of lettuce and such like, occasionally sprinkling in broken Wheeties to create a cruton like effect.
While this 'cruton-creation' may at first appear a stroke of genius, this is not a claim often aimed at the BattyMatty's, who often send incoherent emails, and are incapable of providing details when completing an 'Accident Report Phase 2 - Follow Up' Document. They are also unable to spell. At all.
Despite these shortcomings, the BattyMatty's merily trot through life, with a spring in their step, and newly toned biceps, due to a pleasant outlook on life which leaves them safe in the knowledge that their existence is beneficial to the office eco-system in which they habitually reside.
BattyMatty's - We salute you.
'Awww, aint he lovely, what a BattyMatty'
'Its nice at my work, we've got a BattyMatty'
'For Gawds sake, why cant BattyMatty spell!'
'BattyMatty, this email makes as much sense as a drunken chinese man speaking Arabic'
'BattyMatty - you've gotta leave the club now, yes you can shake ya thing in the taxi'
'I love our BattyMatty, but Gareth's better'
'Its nice at my work, we've got a BattyMatty'
'For Gawds sake, why cant BattyMatty spell!'
'BattyMatty, this email makes as much sense as a drunken chinese man speaking Arabic'
'BattyMatty - you've gotta leave the club now, yes you can shake ya thing in the taxi'
'I love our BattyMatty, but Gareth's better'
by gangster January 12, 2005
Get the BattyMatty mug.To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.
by circushead August 4, 2006
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