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battering ram 

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

battering ram 

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.
Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.
battering ram by pm.mk August 4, 2007

Battering Ram 

When a guy (or woman with a dildo) does a girl when her tampon is still in her vagina.
"Yo she was screaming sooo loud I thought i was doing a mighty fine job. She told me afterwards I was giving her the battering ram."
Battering Ram by Joe Guy June 3, 2003

battering ram 

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.
One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!
battering ram by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

Battering Ram 

When a woman straps on a massive dildo and uses it on her mates backside, implying that the gates are gonna go down during intercourse.
β€œHere comes the battering ram!”
Battering Ram by Anonymous kink March 23, 2025

mexican battering ram 

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.
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