The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 16, 2019
by fsdsdsffs June 18, 2022
by JDubya67 June 11, 2019
Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
by csace April 4, 2020
Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.
It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
by En3630 September 27, 2022
Can we try Battered Butthole
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021