This is the name of cute, funny and adorable Guy. This guy is known for having the prettiest eyes ever bro is a chick magnet. Fun fact he's always surrounded by girls and every girl literally wants to date him..
"Omg..Batista is such a hottie!!", said Stephanie.
Laura whined," I wished my boyfriend was a Batista!"
"Batista get your pretty face in the CAR!"
Laura whined," I wished my boyfriend was a Batista!"
"Batista get your pretty face in the CAR!"
by SaltnVinegar October 11, 2023
That Batista, he uses steroids.
by bastion booger July 29, 2005
Overhyped wrestler who only does three moves - clothes-line, spine buster and the "Batista Bomb", which is nothing more than a mundane powerbomb.
No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.
No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.
JR - "Spinebuster on Ric Flair... The nature boy gets up gets a clothes-line. Flair gets to his feet and gets a "Batista Bomb" wow batista what an animal".
by Akuma March 26, 2005
An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you
Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*
by Koulas March 26, 2018
The dictator of Cuba before Fidel Castro. He served as the elected president of Cuba from 1940 to 1944 and the us-backed military dictator of Cuba from 1952 to 1959. He repressed political opponents and killed an estimated 20,000 people. He made the country a country of gambling, prostitution and drugs.
by LumiNyte March 7, 2021
One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.
A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.
A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.
by Joey Orgler October 20, 2007
Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
by zh3ng January 25, 2017