bathroom man

Someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy 1: Have u met the bathroom man

Guy2: who the fuck is that

Guy1: someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy2: oh yeah lmao

bathroom man by Thatdudefromtarget April 27, 2022

Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

Spider-Man a Bathroom by Pteropus December 14, 2023

Bathroommate

Person with whom you share a bathroom and bathroom items, including but not limited to toilet paper, razors, tampons and condoms.

My bathroommate used my beard trimmer and left chin pubes on my toothbrush.

Bathroommate by Chrisruptive December 28, 2017