will bateman

a sexy beast which likes to lick deodorant, lynx is his fave, has a danny devito fetish as well

hey will bateman i heard you like danny devito
i sure do

by will bateman March 28, 2019

Bateman

Verb: to "Bateman" , relating to "Patrick Bateman" from American Psycho.

Means: "cleaning" or "to clean"

Example: "what have you been up to?"
"Just Batemanning the house, mate, it's SO clean"

by Paddy Bateman March 16, 2023

jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020

Sos bateman

A schizophrenic blonde man with .45 who says “Grinner” and “She’s asking for it”

Wow man you’re being a sos bateman

by Giannakopolus August 9, 2022