bastard fag

I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.

1) Eat me you bastard fag!

2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.

3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?

bastard fag by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

fag bastard

The outcome when a homosexual inseminates some broad in an ill-fated attempt to acquiesce the shattered dreams of his pathetic mother.

I hope mom gets off my case now that we have this fag bastard

fag bastard by grokhisballz July 13, 2009

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bastard fag • faggadocious bastard • Bastardfase • Bastard • bastard child • bastard squad • bastard-ass • Bastard Balls • Bastard Gas • bastard belly

faggadocious bastard

A person who is a bastard literally and figuretively, and who fancies himself as an icon or some sort of high and mighty god.

You might as well go to hell, you faggadocious bastard!

faggadocious bastard by Joey Perez April 8, 2008

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Bastardfase

Bastardfase- Adjective; a Person who at first glance you can tell is a total and complete bastard. Typically has an ego currently bigger than that of the the empire state building. Typically wears camouflage that DOESN'T MATCH.

Basically the wingman of a douchebag.

IE: "See that bastardfase over by that one douchebag?"

Bastardfase by StormEye March 3, 2011

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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