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bass-turd 

mispronounced and misspelled for centuries now. actually spelled bass-turd and it is a derogatory word for someone who you would like to call fish poop.
I can believe you won u bass-turd.
bass-turd by suikodenfan88 August 8, 2010

lazee_bass_turd 

1: (slang) To be someone lazy, but cool. 2: The art of awesomeness.
1- Mike is acting very lazee_bass_turd today.

2- Chris is so damn lazee_bass_turd today!
lazee_bass_turd by Anonymous September 12, 2003

lazee_bass_turd 

A well known term for chronic masturbation
Oh man, Allen's got the Lazee_bass_turd bad, for reals

Allen's been doing a lot of Lazee_bass_turd lately
lazee_bass_turd by Songofmyself January 28, 2007
A combination between a bastard, a turd and an asshole.
That bassturd just ate my shit!
bassturd by ASSHOLE! July 9, 2004
1. A person who is acting like a jerk
2. A large piece of shit that’s shaped like a bass fish
That guy is bassturd for treating u like this you can do better than him

Fuck him he’s a bloody bassturd
Bassturd by Klinkhammer July 1, 2019
Originally from the word bastard, this new word was coined in order to avoid the connotations of lacking a father, since friends will often come to respect each other's fathers (not always). This version does not lose its negative connotation. It basically means small and insignificant, as in something you are able to let slide. But like the excrement from bass, when too much of it builds up, it gets pretty annoying. Comically used between close friends.
Ah man don't make me listen to this crappy country song again, ya bassturd
bassturd by Carlos Saldana April 13, 2004