Chef's Basket 

When a man has a lady gape her asshole, fills her colon with whipped cream, and dunks his testes inside.

I whipped up a chef's basket before with my lady. It provided a nice mocha-colored moisturizer for my balls.

Chef's Basket by RealGM OTB March 17, 2011

Fisherman’s basket 

The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.

She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket

Fisherman’s basket by Sticky Boardshort October 20, 2017

Cat's Basket

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.

Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!

Cat's Basket by Morgan December 20, 2004

Last year's hanging basket

Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.

She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.

Last year's hanging basket by Kirkpatrick77 September 3, 2013

The Good Lord's Bread Basket 

A safe and relaxing place, providing maximum comfort.

I thought I was going to have to work this Saturday, but it looks like I'll just be chillin' out in The Good Lord's Bread Basket after all!

The Good Lord's Bread Basket by John Steam August 19, 2013

put all one's sperm in one basket 

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

put all one's sperm in one basket by mathjedi March 28, 2009

That's Going Straight In My Basket 

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

That's Going Straight In My Basket by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023