(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.
by Widgetwidget November 14, 2015
A basic white douche is a male who partakes of Nike basketball shorts, Nike shin high socks, and Nike bath slippers all at the same time. He is frequently completely brainless, very muscular, and a total jerk. Other identifying factors are: basic white douche tattoos and bro tanks. He is also always Caucasian.
John: Who is that muscular guy in the tank top with "inspiration," tattooed to his forearm in cursive?
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.
by StapleStaplesStapelton February 08, 2015