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Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.
"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."
Barnyarding by Ian October 14, 2004
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barnyarding

Snoring too louding, thereby making the room sound like it contains several barnyard animals.
Karen to Ken: If you don't stop barnyarding I am going to have to ask you to sleep on the couch.
barnyarding by CRoserock December 11, 2007

St. Bernarding 

When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.
Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?

Barnyardistan

A place in folklore. Where absolutely pointless sporting activities and competitions take place with absolutely no media or fan attention/interest.
Ahad: YES! YES! YES!

Anton: Dude, this isn't the Superbowl. We're out in barnyardistan playin' horseshoes! Chill.
Barnyardistan by mahatme cote February 14, 2012

burnwarding 

An Old School Runescape term for inviting yourself to group content when no one in the group wants you to join.
Is that Timmy standing at the Theatre of Blood bank?

No way he's burnwarding us!
burnwarding by OneClan November 1, 2021

Bernarding it

When you wear your hair parted down the middle and you look like a french man named Bernard.
Tracy, you are definitely "Bernarding it" right now, put your part to the side!
Bernarding it by Catwoman28 November 30, 2010

Burnwarding 

Damn, Burnward really is Burnwarding himself into another raid.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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