Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?
by Frogger April 30, 2005
The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.
by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004
by @barneylovesmemes April 22, 2018
An absolute star. A gorgeous gorgeous boy. Always cheerful and cheeky, and looking for fun. Always makes you smile and is so easy to love.
Barney, Ive had so many amazing memories with you. Everyone who met you loved you. If anyone says a bad word against you, they didnt know you and didnt deserve to know you. Because baby, you were the best thing that ever happened to my life and believe me when I say this, I love you. And I always will, ok? I knew it couldnt last forever, but when I said goodbye that last time, it broke my heart, and it will never heal properly now your not here. Please never forget me. I'll never ever ever forget you babe. I love you tonnes. Miss you so much my amazing baby boy.
Till my dying day I will remember all the good times we had. I wont delete the photos, or the poems I wrote for you. I love you. I always will Barney.
Barney, Ive had so many amazing memories with you. Everyone who met you loved you. If anyone says a bad word against you, they didnt know you and didnt deserve to know you. Because baby, you were the best thing that ever happened to my life and believe me when I say this, I love you. And I always will, ok? I knew it couldnt last forever, but when I said goodbye that last time, it broke my heart, and it will never heal properly now your not here. Please never forget me. I'll never ever ever forget you babe. I love you tonnes. Miss you so much my amazing baby boy.
Till my dying day I will remember all the good times we had. I wont delete the photos, or the poems I wrote for you. I love you. I always will Barney.
The best thing in the world. If you are ever lucky enough to meet him, remember the times you spent with him. Because you'll never find someone quite like Barney ever again. I can promise you that.
by ilovemybarney April 10, 2011
A scary purple faggot that hangs around the children’s playground, he is usually seen taking children away in his big purple van while maniacally screaming his famous phrase
Little billy bob: Ahhhhh let go of me
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE GO IN BIG PURPLE VAN NOW MUAHAHHAHA
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE GO IN BIG PURPLE VAN NOW MUAHAHHAHA
by BingyBongy April 6, 2018
It means you're in trouble. Like Barney Rubble (rhymes with trouble). I heard this first said by Don Cheadle in the recent Ocean's 11 remake.
by Senator Chisholm July 24, 2004
Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off
D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'
by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011