When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby
Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized
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The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!
Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!
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Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child
I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism
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When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.
After Deshawn lost some weight, he done had himself a booty baptism.
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A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.
Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”
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The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.
Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.
by Stetson Tate March 30, 2020
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A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.
Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign
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