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Bauerology 

BAUER-olo-GY n.

1. The study of CTU Agent Jack Bauer (of the show 24)his
-actions
-speech
-technique
-reflexes
-style
-philosophy
-psychology
in dealing with unique situations, etc.

which leads to post-show conversations and Bauer's methods.

2. Anything of, or related to, the character development of Jack Bauer and its further discussion, associations, and fanfare.
eg: a)Bauerology- a social behaviour result such as the way Jack Bauer's overuse of the word "dammit" has created a social behaviour with college students of the Jack Bauer drinking game -for whenever Jack says "dammit" on the show, a person takes a shot.

b) Jack Bauer's methods of torture/manipulation to attain what is needed- the greater good. With Jack's use of Bauerology of getting the job done. One's use of Bauerology may not always be right but may be good justification once results are shown.

c) Bauerology -because the character Jack Bauer seemingly doesn't die, Bauerology proves Bauer's method to get things done quickly and efficiently allows to secure the goal(s) of common interest, in favor of morally correct conclusions.
Bauerology by CTUBauerMission April 30, 2006

Butterology 

a branch of physics in which anything which is buttered will always fall 'butter(ed
) side down' sic.
in which when a piece of toast which is buttered will always land with the buttered side 'down',when dropped.as in the 'buttered cat parodox;which is in part 'butterology'.
Butterology by randha January 2, 2010

bonerology 

-so how was your date last night?
>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.
bonerology by silkymanjones August 2, 2006

Bonerology 

The study of the ever so famous boners and how they work
Ya know i have always wanted to study Bonerology
Hey did you hear that they are adding Bonerology to the class schedule?

Beanerology 

The study of Hispanics or just beaners in general
1: "Hey what are you gonna study after college?"
2: "Beanerology"

Bakerology 

Bakerology; asking when a job is going to be complete.
"Hey how long do you think the task will take? Im not sure lets use Bakerology to figure it out
Bakerology by Bakerology Student October 25, 2022