banner scanner

A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".

I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.

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Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life

Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"

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