she's a bit of a skanker banker
by beanteam23 April 26, 2016
Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.
or
Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.
or
Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by RyKirb September 17, 2008
Rhyming slang for wanker
by ryan March 24, 2004
Derogatory term for overworked, overpaid twenty something investment bankers inordinately proud of their income, ability to operate on no sleep, and lack of free time. Primarily a New York centric term.
Commonly spotted in social settings such as expensive NY clubs using their blackberries and ostentatiously buying drinks.
Commonly spotted in social settings such as expensive NY clubs using their blackberries and ostentatiously buying drinks.
by Martin Ross October 7, 2006
A financial organisation that is incapable of reliably handling your money matters and instead cause unneccessary stress.
Barclays Bank plc are a Wunch of Bankers, as are any other bank who don't employ enough people to answer the phone and instead leave you waiting a long time for your call to be answered while they give your money to someone else.
by dustyp August 24, 2009
The makers of the best and cheapest whisky/vodka ever known to man. The vodka tastes amazing and Only Costs $12.59 for a half gallon compared to some shit that can cost up tp $40!! It's also a cheap product to get a girl drunk and make her put out. Highly recomended.
Hey J pass me somemore bankers club biatch!, i aint had enough yet..... O shit were almost out!!! We'l have to get steve to buy more tommorow for a very low price at the local state store.
by T-moneyy December 27, 2006