Boris's flat

Best casino, hotel, nightclub, brothel, bar, off licence, restraunt in Oxford

man we got so fucked up yesterday at Boris's

i ate the best Pizza at Boris's

Boris has such a comfy bed

that game of poker at Boris's cost me 2800$!

the best women in Oxford are to be found at Boris's flat!

Boris's flat by Zhangir June 22, 2009

oikawa’s flat ass 

oikawa’s flat ass. it’s ridiculous.

person 1: omfg look at oikawa’s flat ass
person 2: what a loser

oikawa’s flat ass by shobiostars October 5, 2021

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

Chris's flat tire by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Ik it’s flat 

Flat ass alt girl

alt girl: “YEEE YEEE YAAAA KAM! KAM! I HATE ALL MEN!!! GIVE MEN CURFEWWW!”

Savage dominant species: Ik it’s flat

*everyone is left stunned by the savageness*

Ik it’s flat by DellavedovaG.O.A.T. April 15, 2021

As Flat As Mark's Face 

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

As Flat As Mark's Face by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

flat as a witch's tit 

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

flat as a witch's tit by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

flat stick 

flat out, busy, unable to stop, lots on your plate. the busiest of the busy and too busy to stop and do the little things.

Bob: "Dude, did you get that email?"
Jon: "Nah bro, I'm flat stick!"

flat stick by Vi3tnow April 4, 2009