banana bib 

The lord of the universe, lover of John Pullen, married to a fat dog and eats children on the daily for his local supply of nutrients

I Love Banana Bib, he’s such a lad

banana bib by OfficialBibslam September 6, 2020

bananalibrium 

Combination of "banana" and "equilibrium," describing the delicate art of adapting your consumption of a bunch of bananas to the slow but steady ripening process.

The first act of bananalibrium is buying the bananas. Too green: bad. Too yellow: bad.

You do buy the bananas when you can foresee a use of the bananas that is reasonably certain to occur in the next 10 days or so, before the bananas go bad.

Once the bananas are sitting on your kitchen counter, the next stage begins. To consume the entire bunch (usually 5 to seven bananas), you have to have a plan, and you have to stick to it. Otherwise, some of the bananas will go bad. And unless you make banana bread, the overripe bananas are too nasty to eat on their own.

So once the ripening process starts, you have to, maybe, eat a banana that is a little bit less ripe than you'd ideally like. Within a few days, however, you are in the sweet spot...the bananas are perfect. Then the brown spots start, and you have to up your game to remain on track. At a certain point, the bananas are a bit overripe, but you can still enjoy them. There is the point of no return when the bananas are just gone. Then it is a matter of avoiding having rotten food on your counter. It is a little bit sad throwing away rotten bananas. It feels wasteful. There is a hint of personal failure that might accompany throwing them away.

As Buddha was chomping on a banana, Mahākāśyapa noted, "Man...this dude's in perfect bananalibrium."

bananalibrium by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

bananabobenis 

banana+bo+benis

A: What did you do yesterday?
B: Bananabobenis.

bananabobenis by akiramabrain January 31, 2022

Bananabilism 

Bananas or humans eating another bananas for sport, or for food.

"Don't eat John! It counts as BANANABILISM!!"

Bananabilism by Camington August 22, 2016

Bananaible 

able to be a banana

that is bananaible

Bananaible by Crystal Dons February 11, 2019

bananaible 

able to be a banana

im bananaible

bananaible by Crystal Dons February 11, 2019

bananababe 

A moron who’s trash at everything and lives in a trash can and who’s wasting time on trash games like Fortnite (eww) and needs to be thrown out of a window.

A person who’s extremely annoying sometimes and loves VR

Person 1: I can’t wait to visit you so I can use your VR.

Person 2: Dude you’re such a Bananababe lol

bananababe by OofTheGod March 26, 2019