ballzed

getting hit in the balls

oh damn i just got ballzed

by dfhsolhjjldjldskksdjkfl June 6, 2015

ballzed

when another man puts his ball sack on any part of your body, especially your head.

Gill: dude you just ballzed me in the mouth naked, and i liked it.
Hopkins: like that shit jillbitch!
Thomason: I wish I got ballzed in the mouth.

by twizzlefoshizzle October 22, 2008

g-balled

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

by Djansson September 28, 2015

Black Balled

To be cast aside, shunned, given the short end of the deal. "Shafted"

She totally rejected me, threw me away and didn't look back, i was completely black balled.

by brantleycmd December 6, 2010

Ballsed it up

When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.

As shown by popular internet gamers, the Yogscast:
"Lewis, you've ballsed it up again."

by Helix341 April 17, 2012

ballsed

The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.

'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'

by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014

mentally blue balled

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.

Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010