ballzed
ballzed by dfhsolhjjldjldskksdjkfl June 6, 2015
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ballzed
Gill: dude you just ballzed me in the mouth naked, and i liked it.
Hopkins: like that shit jillbitch!
Thomason: I wish I got ballzed in the mouth.
Hopkins: like that shit jillbitch!
Thomason: I wish I got ballzed in the mouth.
ballzed by twizzlefoshizzle October 22, 2008
Related Words
ballzed • Balled • Balled Up • Ballsed • ballzdeep • balled out • balled my eyes out • Balled Oogle • ballied • ballwedgie
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Ballsed it up
When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.
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ballsed
ballsed by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014
mentally blue balled
When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.
Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.
Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...
(Jenny is mentally blue balled)
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...
(Jenny is mentally blue balled)
mentally blue balled by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010
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