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the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes"
Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!
by darksideofthepaul July 10, 2008

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common slang for "balls." used as a swear word that's not technically a swear word.
*In a public place, at the top of his lungs*
Paul: BALLZ i stubbed my toe
by darksideofthepaul July 10, 2008

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