ballsfunky Share definition Flag the alleged side-kick of Dick Nasty. Smelly testicles. Or, visibly infected with a Sexually Transmitted Disease. In describing a gentleman's testicles: "He pulled his junk out and they were straight "ballsfunky". ballsfunky by ballSFunky July 2, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the ballsfunky mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch