ballsfunky

the alleged side-kick of Dick Nasty. Smelly testicles. Or, visibly infected with a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

In describing a gentleman's testicles: "He pulled his junk out and they were straight "ballsfunky".

ballsfunky by ballSFunky July 2, 2012

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Ballsfuck

A person who is really pissing you off when you are trying to concentrate on somthing important

Seriously man stop being a ballsfuck!!!

Ballsfuck by brothers of bulgaria and other March 10, 2010

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ballsfunky • ballfunk • Ballsfuck • ballsfully

ballfunk

Funk of the balls;
the sweatiness of the balls which causes smelliness, cheesy chunky substance on balls

Male who does not keep balls clean and dry

ballfunk by Bri October 30, 2002

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ballsfully

Fully of balls. Balls abundant

I ballsfully took my hand and slapped my scrote on your chin.

ballsfully by CandymanGaucho November 8, 2024

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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