balls early

When you have to wake up early as feck. When you beat the sun, and get out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn crying "bring it on!". It's a gung-ho jolly sort of good time

We ask that you please pardon Mr. Carrell's not-so-sunny disposition...he was up balls early today.

by BeEpBeEpmofo September 8, 2016

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011