Ball Size

Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.

"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.

"A..." Matt said, blushing.

Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"

"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"

"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.

"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.

"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.

"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
by sotruimmarelate2urlifeson March 24, 2015
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