ball hopper Share definition Flag An incredibly unsatisfying sex act where a man places his dick and balls inside the vagina. Yeah I know she wasn't exactly a smoke show , but I heard she could handle the ball hopper so I gave her a go. ball hopper by Stugots1215 August 26, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the ball hopper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch