baldy bastard 

Person with no hair

You are a baldy bastard

baldy bastard by 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ October 24, 2017

You fat bald bastard! 

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

You fat bald bastard! by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

Bald Bastard 

It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.

Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.

Bald Bastard by Knightriderx July 18, 2018

Bald bastard 

What Erica called Murray

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

Bald bastard by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022

Bald bastard 

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

Bald bastard by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Bald Bastard Classic 

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

Bald Bastard Classic by iiTzXan June 26, 2023

Bald Twatty Bastard 

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

Bald Twatty Bastard by ACL.15 June 19, 2025