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A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.
"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"
Baldemort by darthbarracuda November 27, 2013
When someone is bald and enjoys Harry Potter
Hey dude, I shaved my head and now I look like a baldemort
Baldemort by Baldemort August 12, 2018
A word describing a bald male with a power complex
Why do you have to be suck a baldmon about everything
Baldmon by JuicyJu98 March 30, 2021

Harry baldeon

Harry baldeon is a tender and concravagous specimen. Sometimes he dabbles into the exploitation of young girls but he means no harm. His scrumptious thirst for woman can never be ceased and he will always thrive for fat juicy nyash no matter the age. He also yearns to become a lightskin god. DIOOOOOOOON.
Josh: yo harry baldeon how are you bro

Harry baldeon: 😩😫I’m cumming

bandemonium 

1. the hi-jinx, hilarity and spontaneous eruption of music ensuing when marching bands from multiple high schools mingle pre and post halftime.

2. the condition brought on by complete focus on a single new musical group illustrated by non-stop listening, quoting song lyrics and wearing T shirts from a single artist.
1. Did you catch last Friday's game? It was pure bandemonium when the two schools' bands came off the field after halftime. They were having so much fun socializing that I could hardly take my eyes off them to watch the game!

2. I sure hope Jimmy's bandemonium will be over soon. If I see yet another lame T shirt or hear him quote from the wisdom of Lady Gaga one more time...

Blandemonium 

What happens when boring people party.
Did you go to the Golden Globes? I hear it was blandemonium!
Blandemonium by Shaker Heights January 24, 2022