bald mikey

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010

Bald Mikey

When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the bald mikey.

by e_larsen0710 February 26, 2008

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021