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bald head ho 

A ho that's white. Black dudes call 'em bald head cuz they ain't got dreads like them.
I see some bald head hoes...shit, let's get some brain

Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes, shit son I see some bald head hoes

Bald headed hoe shit

Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!
I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.

bald head hoe shit 

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.
Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!
bald head hoe shit by BEAUTIFULL March 22, 2005

bald ass hoe 

a cutey pie, but also the baddest bitch ever
friend: you bald ass hoe
me: thank you bitch.
bald ass hoe by alone one why October 26, 2020

bald ass honkey 

a bald she-male
Joe: what's that over there
Mike: that's a BALD ASS HONKEY!
bald ass honkey by Joe Noe May 16, 2016

bald ass hoe 

cutey pie, but also the baddest bitch ever
friend: you bald ass hoe!
you: oh thank you bitch,
bald ass hoe by alone one why October 26, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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