Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

by urologistdude September 2, 2009

boganitis

A term used to describe a normally civilized person. These infected with boganitis may find themselves using trends that bogans use. Such examples include:

1. Enhanced swear word vocabulary.
2. Develops a fondness for canned alcohol/beer.
3. Doesn't see the point in shaving anymore.
4. Will wear singlets (typically blue or white) to any occaison.

John told me to "fuckin' hand me another VB, ya lazy fuck!". That's what I heard of it, I couldn't hear him properly through his beard. I think he has boganitis.

by bolshoi May 28, 2007

Baconitis

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

Theory of balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.

While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.

by Festus Wondergums August 15, 2007

Bryanitis

Bryanitis- A new recently discovered disease that affects the mental state this disease has no cure has a death rate of 100% patient zero is know as Bryan Perez

Side effects : fucking your cousin, urge to fuck guys, retardness

I need a hospital I have the bryanitis

Have you guys heard of bryanitis that shits deadly

I’m tryna fuck my cousin oh shit I think I have a bad case of the bryanitis

by Bryanitis June 9, 2018

Theory of Balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.

While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.

by Festus Wondergums August 8, 2007

balanite

To be very, extremely, cool and loyal.

Kelly is balanite. Meezer is balanite

by awseomo December 5, 2004