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bagouser 

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.
bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005
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A filler word that can be used in any sentence. Typically with a negative connotation.
Person 1 "I broke my arm"
Person 2 "Well that's a big bajeuba!"
Bajeuba by Ethanol__ May 4, 2021

Bajonkers 

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.
1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.
Bajonkers by WarriorMan256 October 20, 2019

bajookieland 

A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.
Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.
bajookieland by monsoon69 June 23, 2022

bacouple 

A Japanese slang portmanteau of the words baka and couple (couple is pronounced kappuru in Japanese).

Used to refer to a couple who, prior to being together, at least had the sense of shame to not flirt with each other in public and embarrass people they know or gross out everyone else.
"Jack and Jane are such a bacouple, wearing those silly matching clothes and flirting around in the middle of a shopping mall. Let's pretend we don't know them."
bacouple by kusamaki April 7, 2009

Bajoingee 

Any part of the human body. It is up to your creative imagination.
"the udder is a juicy sack of milk located in front of the bajoingee"

"I'm going to stroke your bajiongee"
Bajoingee by leosponge May 14, 2016
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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