bajou

a big, saggy, sweaty, smelly, hairy vagina

*also could be used to refer to a dirty, smelly asshole

"I need some summers eve for my bajou! It's really getting out of hand."

"She must have a big bajou, I can see it on google maps!"

"I would ride up and down on your joystick tonight sweetie, but my bajou has the flu."

by coffeeeee December 29, 2013

bagouser

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.

I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.

by SirManth April 7, 2005

Bajeuba

A filler word that can be used in any sentence. Typically with a negative connotation.

Person 1 "I broke my arm"
Person 2 "Well that's a big bajeuba!"

by Ethanol__ May 4, 2021

Bajonkers

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.

1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.

by WarriorMan256 October 20, 2019

bajookieland

A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.

Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.

by monsoon69 June 23, 2022

bacouple

A Japanese slang portmanteau of the words baka and couple (couple is pronounced kappuru in Japanese).

Used to refer to a couple who, prior to being together, at least had the sense of shame to not flirt with each other in public and embarrass people they know or gross out everyone else.

"Jack and Jane are such a bacouple, wearing those silly matching clothes and flirting around in the middle of a shopping mall. Let's pretend we don't know them."

by kusamaki April 7, 2009

Bajoingee

Any part of the human body. It is up to your creative imagination.

"the udder is a juicy sack of milk located in front of the bajoingee"

"I'm going to stroke your bajiongee"

by leosponge May 14, 2016