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Bagley Bandits
A group of true professionals who pride themselves on the suffering of others, well known across all games including Counter Strike: Global Offensive, DayZ, and Rainbow Six Siege. Known as the scourge of the USONIA DayZ server, the Bagley Bandits dethroned the peasants known as the Elektro Police Force who were never to be seen again.
Person 1: I got bound and tortured in the Elektro Police Station today, I lost all my gear too
Person 2: Was it the Bagley Bandits?
Person 1: Yeah, I feel psychologically abused after what they put me through
Person 2: Was it the Bagley Bandits?
Person 1: Yeah, I feel psychologically abused after what they put me through
Bagley Bandits by Samir's Shotgun July 1, 2019
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Smag-Baggley
The ultimate in insults, combines the terms smag and baggle. Suggests that the recipient is lowest of the low and requires a good smagging.
As Timmy lurched forward, Jerom exclaimed, "Get your hands off me, you smag-baggley, butt-ugly pile of effluence!"
Smag-Baggley by stevi July 18, 2006
Bagley Downs
Bagley Downs by Dust Busta July 28, 2007
Bagleyed
Andrew bagleyed me when the CEO walked in the room, we were talking and then it was like I ceased to exist.
Bagleyed by Big Mitchell September 20, 2020
Bagguley
To make a complete mess of things, To cock something up, To act carelessly, foolishly, obnoxiously or incorrectly, used primarily in England via freight forwarders or baggage companies. The term has also been used over the last couple of years worldwide by baggage shipping companies.
also see fuck up
also see fuck up
1. Got another Bagguley for ya, thats the 4th box we've lost today.
2. We'd best do a Bagguley on this customer, refer him to the T&C's and say he didnt take insurance therefore he gets nothing from us.
past tense: Bagguley'd
2. We'd best do a Bagguley on this customer, refer him to the T&C's and say he didnt take insurance therefore he gets nothing from us.
past tense: Bagguley'd
Bagguley by MonkeyBaggage October 12, 2012
Bagley
Bagley by bagleys are hawt February 13, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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