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Bag of Tools 

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
Bag of Tools by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
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the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet 

A guy who gets around, has sex with alot of girls at the same time.
"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."