Bafflegasted 

The stated of being totally surprised yet completely confused as to how or what the hell just happened.

Alex was totally bafflegasted when he looked down and realized he was on a Dan.

Bafflegasted by mrchin July 29, 2010

bafflegasted 

A word used when ur so surprised you need to be baffled and flabbergasted at the same time!

WOAH THATS CRAZY IM BAFFLEGASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bafflegasted by anonymous March 7, 2023

Bafflegated

To be really, really confused and stressed about it.

"Argh! I can't figure out this stupid problem!", "HAHA! You are bafflegated."

Bafflegated by Adam A. April 21, 2006

baffletated 

Where you're so confused on an ordeal or subject that you can't figure out why it's even happening or how it happened. That it pisses you off that it's even happening.

I can't believe this mfer!, They have me so baffletated.

baffletated by Aint4theweak April 2, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019