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Bad Drivers 

People who either cluelessly or knowingly cannot drive properly. Female bad drivers tend to cluelessly do a bad job, while male bad drivers tend to drive poorly because they're assholes and don't care about others. Bad drivers kill many innocent people every day. Some countries, like the US, Russia, and China are infested with bad drivers, while other places like Europe, India, Africa, Latin America etc tend to have better drivers.

95% of car accidents have their roots from bad drivers. Many people needlessly die, including bad drivers themselves. So next time you honk at someone who runs a stop sign and almost hits you, don't feel too bad, because maybe next time they do it there will be a kid on a bike instead of you there.
Bad Drivers are perhaps society's most common annoyance.
Bad Drivers by jack209 August 24, 2020
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Bad Drivers 

Grown adults who can't master the incredibly simple skill of putting your hands on the steering wheel and applying pressure on the gas with their feet, or using the insane innovative gadget known as a turn signal, or understand what a red octagon sign means. Thanks to them, the roads are a battleground where driving properly yourself isn't enough to be safe. You're lucky to go even a day without running into someone who totally messes up something simple on the road. We all mess up sometimes, it's understandable, but if you're constantly hearing horns, you may just be a bad driver, so please get off the road until you learn how to drive properly. Also, no one over the age of 85 should drive. It's irresponsible and dangerous.
Bad Drivers are annoying. It's no longer possible to drive in peace, and following the rules is no longer enough.
Bad Drivers by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020

Bad Drivers 

People who for one reason or another, simply cannot grasp the simple skill of driving, but ignore that fact and get behind the wheel anyways, putting others at risk. To put it simply, sometimes I think a dog could drive better than them.

Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.

Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026