Bacunt

(verb) To apply hot bacon to a freshly shaved vagina then proceed to consume the glory of delicious bacunt.

"My wife serves up a delicious bacunt every morning before work."

by Tomtom1 February 5, 2010

Jr Bacunt cheeseburger

A particular cheesy tasting cunt or vagina, reminding the pussy eater of a jr bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's. Also used to describe a greasy cunt of a person, as to associate them with the greasiest kind of cunts.

That skank from last night was a real jr bacunt cheeseburger.

by JonnyHung April 13, 2009

bicunt

The combination of a bitch and a cunt, the worst of the worst.

She's a total bicunt!

by GoldenVag February 27, 2017

Bauntie

Noun/Adjective used to describe a friend based on tone/way you say it.

Positive: Hey, Bauntie, I love you!
Negative: You're being SUCH A BAUNTIE RIGHT NOW!

by Bauntie_Nik November 5, 2019

Bacontopia

-noun
1) A realm in which the streets are paved with, the fruit of the trees are, and the very air is filled with bacon; a bacon-lover's paradise
2) A euphoric, nearly orgasmic state a person can be in after consuming the perfect amount of bacon with their meal

1) "I had the dream again: I was in bacontopia and it was awesome!"
2) There was so much bacon on my pizza... was in bacontopia!

by FTfreakingW April 12, 2010

bacungover

hungover from eating massive amounts of bacon

i'm so bacungover from eating way too many bacon-wrapped corn-dogs, bacon-wrapped cream-cheesy bites, bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers, bacon-wrapped italian sausages with melted gouda cheese, bacon marmalade on a bun, bacon fat-fried french fries, deep-fried bacon, and chocolate covered bacon last night!

by baconluvr September 29, 2011

Bacontology

The worship and admiration of all that is bacon. Commonly confused with Scientology, bacontology takes its roots in the true savior of the world, Bacon Christ.

Dude, do you belong to bacontology?

Sure, i practice it every morning at breakfast.

by A Disciple of Bacon April 12, 2010