Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.

Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.

by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010

blue bacon

police
the term originates from calling cops pigs and from the color of their uniforms.

RUN!!! i smell blue bacon!

by bleezy mcbleezmeister March 21, 2008