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A food substance of THE highest respectability. Bacon comes from the pig, and is measured in rashers.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.
"Ewww no I don't like bacon."
"Well fuck you man. *Avada Kedavra*"
by WordSmithsies February 10, 2012
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When something is good but you really don't understand the hype. Like, bacon is good and all, but why do some people lose their shit over it? similar to 'overrated' (which is used way too much as a way of discrediting something without having to give a proper justification, most often when someone finds they have a disliking for a popular phenomenon and is resentful of those who embrace it.) but the difference is you're not an asshole and can let others like something without shitting on it just to be a hater. because you realize that it is good, but want to voice your opinion that it's not as good as all the hype.
Steve: hey babe, what do you want for dinner?
Monica: OMG lets get In-N-Out, I've been thinking about it all day since Becky had some for lunch at work!
Steve: In-N-Out? alright, but I don't understand why you like it so much. it's bacon to me.

other things that are bacon;
sports
beyonce
lady gaga
taylor swift
kanye west
halo
pho
frozen
hamilton
the office
game of thrones
DC comics
by nagaashi February 13, 2018
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The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)
"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)
by Mr Butlick January 07, 2016
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