When a new acquaintance ends an interaction with a cleverly delivered phrase, leaving you
confused about their feelings towards you. Many
times a shrewd tactic used by women to
get men emotionally invested and intrigued in them.
Off duty paramedic: Well it was nice to meet you Claudia, but I must go now.
Claudia the nurse: Sir, I sincerely
hope i never have to deal with you professionally. *Smiles*
Off duty paramedic: Well that's not very... oh I get it! Haha. Take care! *walking away and scratching head*
Claudia the nurse (under her breath): Got
um :)
Later on a call
Paramedic: Man, I can't stop thinking about that nurse Claudia from St.
Thomas. She schooled me with that backhanded compliment. I'm so confused. Is she attracted to me? That is the question.
Partner: Huh!?! What the hell are you talking about??! This man is in cardiac arrest!! Do something! This is my first
shift and you're the senior paramedic here! OMG What do i do?! What do i do!?????
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Paramedic: I think i'm gonna call her tonight. Yeah. Definitely gonna call her. Those lips... hmmm.
Hey rookie, fill out the incident report will you? *sings* K K K Claudiaaaaaa.. .K K K Claudia...
Mmm mmmmm
Partner:.........(shedding
tears)
