back alley vasectomy

Kicking a man in the nuts in an effort to prevent him from having children.

Bro, I’m broke, so can you give me a back alley vasectomy?

by soxchamps18 April 5, 2019

Back-Alley Vasectomy

When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.

'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'

by Littlenake October 10, 2020