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Baby Sitter 

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Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
Baby Sitter by Saints October 19, 2003

Baby Sitter 

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Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I was had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
Baby Sitter by Saints October 19, 2003

Baby Sitter 

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Someone who doesn't like to drink there beer.
Luke you have been holding on to that warm ass beer for about two hours now. You are such a Baby Sitter.
Baby Sitter by Derek T November 8, 2006

Baby Sitter 

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A woman who loves having sex with men that have a tiny penis aka they like to sit on the baby
Jeff - "Megan is so freaking hot, man! I wish I was well endowed, I'd totally show her the goods!"

Danny - "You're in luck my friend, the chick is a total "Baby Sitter", she loves the tiny stuff!

(freeze frame high five)
Baby Sitter by Hannukah Bush April 24, 2014

overnight baby sitter 

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a woman who is a stripper but doesnt want her friends or famliy to know she is so she tells them shes an over night baby sitter
so what does your daughter do for a living again? oh shes an "overnight baby sitter"

you aint my baby sitter 

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when someone is bossing you around
hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!
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