babol 

An affectionate name givin to a lover usually a male

I love him so much he is my little babol

babol by Gigihall06 February 19, 2019

Ghetto Babble 

A corrupt form of English. Often used by white kids that have never actually known any black people, let alone black people that speak like that.

Suburban White Boy #1: What up nigga? Lets go find us some hos.
Suburban White Boy #2: Word up G
Suburban White Boy #1's father: How many times have I told you two to stop speaking that Ghetto Babble under my roof?

Ghetto Babble by Fatboy26 October 9, 2008

Incoherent Babbling 

Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.

Incoherent Babbling Text- Ex: You make boyz in the hood look like little rascals.

Incoherent Babbling by drunkandstupid October 18, 2010

babel fish 

The Babel fish is small yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the unconscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them.

The practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.

Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different race and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

"Ford..."
"Yes?"
"What's this fish doing in my ear?!"

babel fish by Douglas Adams' Ghost February 17, 2005

babbling 

To talk foolishly or idly; chatter

What are you babbling about?

babbling by Yniikalna December 5, 2013

babely 

Possessing or exhibiting qualities of attractiveness and desirability and of being babelicious.

They are among my rockstar crushes - dudes who are entirely too babely and cool for me.

babely by M to the F April 6, 2006

babblefest 

a gathering centered around babbling on and on. detailed, intense converations are usually fueled by the use of cocaine and lubricated by alcohol.

at our last babblefest, tricia got chris a little worked up when she said nascar wasn't a sport.

babblefest by shellfish March 1, 2005