Baba Vanga 

Baba Vanga (January 31, 1911 - August 11, 1996) also known as Grandmother Vanga, was a mystic who predicted 9/11, Brexit, the rise of ISIS, and even predicted that the 44th president, Barack Obama would be an African-American president of the United States. When she was a child, she was lost by a tornado which lifted her in the air and threw her in a nearby field. Because of that, she could have the ability to see the future. Baba Vanga died in 1996 due to breast cancer.

Guy: Hey dude, do you know Baba Vanga?
Another Guy: Yeah! If she was still alive I would ask her how I would die.
Guy: Me too!

Baba Vanga by ZekketheBro December 31, 2018

baba vanga 

The best dang crusty old lady from 1996

Baba Vanga predicted the work would end in 3797

baba vanga by Catdraining123 December 7, 2016

Baba Vanga 

When you are pummelling your missus and you pull out just before you blow your load, ejaculating your penis-colada into her eyes and she gains the powers of Baba Vanga

Dave: I was nobbing our lass last night and went full Baba Vanga on her

Stu: Oh aye...?

Dave: Yeah, I spaffed in her eyes and she told me the winner of the 3:45 at Haydock

Baba Vanga by Pete O'File008 May 9, 2017

babalanga 

babalanga is baba and langa. its when you call someone it bc they being bad person so shame on thEM

e.g. STOP BEING A BABALANGA YOU DISGUSTING PERSON

babalanga by koolkidsquad July 19, 2021